With regards to the ridiculous, public money wasting, typically fucking British, no laughing matter that is “Plebgate” still on-going, I have put together a few possibilities (P) and outcomes (O) of what happened, and what we should do.
I hope this speeds up the whole process.
(P) Andrew Mitchell called the policeman a “pleb”.
(O) Andrew Mitchell is a self important knob.
(P) The policeman made it up.
(O) The policeman is an attention seeking knob.
(P) Andrew Mitchell called the policeman a “pleb”, and the policeman told on Andrew Mitchell for calling him names.
(O) They are both knobs.
I don’t know either of these men, they might both be lovely, but I’ll tell you what, does it really fucking matter? Christ I’ve been called all sorts. I bet they both have too.
Stick them both in a room, give them some beer, and let them have a chat. Watch the news, look at what is happening in the world, I don’t think either of them really want it dragging on any longer, do you? I know I don’t.
You pair of plebs 😉 Hashtag innocent face.